It was Chas’s birthday yesterday and he was delighted to discover that he had a brand new television ready and waiting for him. We had to get up at seven and open his presents – far too early but the birthday boy’s wishes must be granted. His next request was for fillet steak and, of all things, cauliflower cheese, not quite the combination I would recommend, but he enjoyed it. There was champagne from my sister Elaine and Joshua, it was hell, but we managed to drink it.
I thought you might like this classic old person’s story. I went down to the house to find wellington boots and a second pair of alpaca socks. I was wandering ound the kitchen searching for the socks as I was sure I had brought them in from the bedroom. Guess what, dear reader, I was already wearing them.
Tom A –
Happy Birthday Chazza!!! Sorry that was late. We’ve been preparing a present… and it will come soon!
xxx
Tom
Leo –
A little bit late. But we did drink a beer on your birthday!!! Hope you have some good gifts, ha, ha… A tv. You probably never have the time to watch, ha, ha…